Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Uranium; It can be used to make fuel for nuclear reactors and it can also be enriched to make weapons.
There is evidence of yellow cake in Iraq.
by egm23 July 16, 2004
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Concentrated Uranium ore. Can be reprocessed into uranium gas, which is a feedstock for uranium enrichment. Enriched uranium can be used in nuclear weapons; at low levels can be used as fuel for nuclear energy plants.
Guard at the Isfahan Nuclear Conversion Facility in Iran: Look at all that yellowcake in the back of that truck, i hope it isnt used to enrich uranium.
by Gratenkutzombie August 01, 2005
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It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.
Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-
by Rick Garcia March 04, 2007
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Fantasy uranium mentioned in Bush's 2002 State of Union address inorder to justify attack on Iraq. aka a balled face lie used to manipulate the masses by a politician.
That speech was riddle with yellow cake - better do some fact checking before you buy into that crap.
by TWade July 29, 2005
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