a smooth way to tell someone fuck no

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.

How to answer a question when the asker's or answerer's desired response is "yes" but the truthful response is "no."

The harder it is to say the "no" part, the longer you stretch out the "yeah" part.

a Midwestern phrase that means "no" as opposed to the phrase "no yeah" which is a Midwestern phrase meaning "yes"

Depending on the user or situation it can have various meanings. For other users' interpretations, read the other definitions.

MY MEANINGS:

1. Can be a harmless sarcastic response to a silly question or statement for emphasis. Never meant to be bitter.
2. Said in retort to an incredibly dumb question, no extra wording, but unlike in 1, the question is borderline idiotic or stupid instead of just silly. The response is said with a scathing tone. In internet forums the tone can be (usually NEEDS to be) replaced using elipses (...) or smilies.
3. Said in emphasized agreement or (once again) sarcastic response to a comment (the sarcasm is usually applied when the question is a burn).
4. An emphasis to a statement or set of statements to show just how... ANYTHING an implied situation is (usually the implied situation is bad and will result in failure if ever attempted).

Aussie-Kiwi slang of unknown origins. It is the answer to a question where the answer could be yes or no. Or where the answeree simply changes their mind halfway through answering :d