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A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and is therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards who think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.
How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?
My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.
Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.
My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.
Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.
by Jim C M Niggenworth November 12, 2006
Sep 13 Word of the Day
A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by monkeylabor September 12, 2021
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A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and it therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards whot think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.
How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?
My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.
Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.
My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.
Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.
by Jim C M Niggenworth November 12, 2006