those being of adolescent age having draker skin usually found gathered around those of lighter skin adolesence steeling luch money to buy some dope for their crack head momma.
No luch for you today Johnny! NO, those damn yard apes stole my lunch money again.
by DMC April 27, 2003
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military personnel of no tactical importance without rank and valid responsibility
Don't use the leaf blower on the parade square round up those yard apes standing beside the holding platoon building.
by Pte. D.J. Miller March 04, 2004
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A rather ornrey nigga, often fat with big nose holes.
"My god Honey, I think I have spotted a yard-ape. He looks rabbid." said the old brittish wanker.
by Jack Meoffe November 24, 2008
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A child between the ages of 3-12 years. Known for their loud noises and boisterous activity.
The upstairs neighbors were reported to the landlord for allowing their yard ape and his friends to play soccer indoors.
by Jip September 06, 2005
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An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.
Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.
by Pedrovonpedro January 07, 2011
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A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's
"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991
by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 24, 2010
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