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Play on the words 'yaoi' and 'retard'. It's a usually-derogatory term used to denote someone who has an obsessive or blind fixation on yaoi, whether or not the pairing in question is even probable. Yaoitards are usually n00bs, too.
There's an abundance of yaoitards in the Naruto fandom. Their presence makes me feel very, very violent.

Yaoitardation is a DISEASE, one that I am glad to have caught. <3
by Louey March 23, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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