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Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.
Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.
It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.
Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.
It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.
Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...
Wife 2: But? What happened?
Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
Wife 2: But? What happened?
Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
by Z_SD January 24, 2012
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009