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The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".
It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.
It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.
by Enclave Razorback March 01, 2016
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Blanket made with built-in decoy arms used for yanking or jerking off without anyone noticing, first popularized by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.
Quagmire: Hey don't masturbate at the bus station , it's offensive.
Peter: Don't worry, I'll use my Yanket!
Peter: Don't worry, I'll use my Yanket!
by Gaboon September 18, 2017