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yale

1. The place where you get into automatically if your secondary school education cost more than 15,000 / year. Thus, the logical extention of an elite prep school education.
2. The only college in the world who publishes a full-sized book of drinking songs.

1. Dude, you hear? Another kid got into Yale. It's like Waynflete Upper School Pt. II
2. Let's bust out the beer bong and sing "Drunken Heaven while in New Haven"!

by warspite April 19, 2005

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yale

(noun) a group of children located in an urban slum of Connecticut who spend their time trying to convince others that they are as good as or better than Harvard

(adj) second or third-rate, sub-par, short of perfection, see Cornell

James: "Hey, Neville, congratulations on your admission to Yale. It is among the most prestigious universities in the country!"
Neville: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'AMONG'? ARE YOU SAYING HARVARD IS BETTER?"

Ugggh, this platter of steamed vegetables is really Yale- I'm never coming here again.

by BULLDOGZ! July 22, 2011

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Yale

A prestious university located in Connecticut. Known for its nasty application board, Yale is one of the hardest schools to get into. To even qualify for acceptance, you either have to be really rich or really poor (like most Ivy schools, but Yale especially). Also famous for its flakey grading policies (gentlemen's B's) and host to some of the worlds future leaders.

Notable alumni: Prescott Bush George Bush George W. Bush, John Kerry, Bill Clinton. From wiki: All US presidents since 1989 are Yale graduates. Prescott Bush was the founder of the Bush Empire. A graduate from Yale and a strong supporter of Hitler -- The monies that thrust the family into power was grown from Jewish blood. In spite of the US government knowing Bush was laundering money for the NAZI's, they did nothing to stop it.

Special thanks to the Skull N Bones, Yale's radical professors, and the moronic graduates who keep the world spinning in chaos.

"Yale is a joke."

by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar November 24, 2006

Yale

The gayest university in the history of American tertiary education, excluding art schools.

Guy #1: Dude, I got into Yale!
Guy #2: Oh, um... OK. I totally support your lifestyle choice. Do your parents know?

by kwijiborjt July 10, 2008

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yales

Boricua slang for mujeres/women.

Singular is yal.

"Unos se preguntan que deben de hacer para motivar a las yales - guaya cintura, mujer" - Zion y Lennox, Guaya Guaya
"Oye, yal - ven aquí"

by Guadalupe1 August 30, 2005

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When someone you know who is extremely smart didn't get accepted to Yale. And tries to hude the fact they're a failure because they didn't get accepted to Yale. #NotHarvard

You: "Hey Randeep... Yale."
Randeep: "What? I didn't even apply there?"
You: "Yale..."
Randeep: "That makes no sense."
You: "It makes sense Yale didn't accept you..."

by iWearCutoffs March 26, 2015

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A guy about as smart as smart as the University of Yale. He's a witty guy, but most don't get his jokes. He likes reading big-brain books, he's into music, and he likes to travel. He's a great friend to talk to and very kind. Girls would be lucky to have him. He's also super swole, only he doesn't show it off.

Yale: It's really fascinating, the archetypes found in literature, they...
Yale's friend: Bro I was talking about my wife's new car, a Honda Odyssey, not the book, The Odyssey.
Yale: Oh, right.

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