a person who creates horrible ideas in a time of need

To walk up to someone and slowly stroke their leg.

Someone that is wrong or unusual

talking straight out of your ass so bad that you are at the point where you're just talking for fun. Can also lead to a stream of obviously lies and making things up as you go. This is is not to be confused with sarcasm. When yaking you remain dead serious.

It’s a greeting ~ peace, hello, hey, hi

to be completely coked out. doing to much cocaine.

The slang term of "Kayaking". To go Yaking or to Yak is simply the act of Kayaking with one or more people.