Yacht Club in Midcoast Maine where blunts, drinks, and other fun-tivities happen regularly. Great view of Camden Harbor, especially at night.

A club composed of hicks who drive their trucks through man-made mud puddles.

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.

A rich club on the southeastern Long Island sound that a bunch of loud, obnoxious party crazed kids belong to. Most of the club sails and most of the sailors are very good. They have tennis and paddle, swimming and diving. They are a rich af club with rich af members in a rich af town.

Wearing a navy blazer with khaki pants

Southold Yacht Club is a cute little yachtclub located on Goose Creek Beach in Southold, Long Island. Mostly summer residents who live in southold are members of the yacht club, with the exception of a few all year residents. The summer residents who are members there are usually wealthy, high income people who want a sense of down to earth living somewhere. Each member owns atleast two sailboats and loves to race in regattas against other longisland yacht clubs. Even though the members of the yacht club are rich, they are nice people.

Member of Asswhaffle YC: Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015