Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"