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Xandre is a loyal boyfriend that will never harm his girl. he might not be a straight A student but he is athletic. You will learn something new about Xandre everyday. He is the bestest friend you vould have and a very hilarious person.
Omg, Xandre just told me the most hilarious joke! He is the BEST boyfriend ever!
by Laynee the great😂 February 18, 2017
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A really common name in Zambia, not really anywhere else. Xandre is a tall dude but plays games during class. The teachers regularly call him Xander and he plays Fortnite.
p1: Xandre is playing games again!
Xandre: "snitches get stitches ;)"
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A very cute and sweet boyfriend, but probably a fuckin weeb. He’s a tall dude who plays a lot of video games. Any girl who lands herself a Xandre is a very lucky girl!!
Girl 1: Did you see that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, his name is Xandre.

Girl 1: I want to date him!
Girl 2: Me too!!!
by athenaregend October 13, 2020
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