After watching a player in the game Starcraft 2 attempt to run away from a nuclear missile by loading his troops into dropships instead of simply running away:
Day9: "What what the the fuck fuck my fuck fuckin what what with the drop-drop ship medivac where in the what in the hell?"

Alice: I upcycled your rare vinyls collection into a couch.
Bob: wwttff

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank