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WWE formerly known as WWF is the greatest wrestling enterprise ever. WWF has been home to some of the greatest wrestlers ever like 'Holleywood' Hulk Hogan, The Rock,'Stone Cold' Stve Austin and many more. Yes WWE is fake but a lot of the time those guys are really busting their ass's for us the fan's. Wrestling is a true sport beacuse I don't think anyone would join the WWE for the money they join for respect from the fan's
Dude, did u see WWe RAW last night, It was narly
by Sammy O April 12, 2006
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A soap opera for repressed homosexual rednecks. Consists of overweight men in tight spandex with huge bulges role-playing, trying to 'wrestle' each other, and getting all melodramatic. Yeah thats not blatantly gay...
by cmdrmonkey September 05, 2003
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Formerly one of the best soap opera for men EVER! That was before the story suddenly went bonkers and the WWE proved to be a federation of wussies, not men.

Their name used to be WWF (World Wrestling Federation), but due to a lawsuit from an organization with panda representation, they changed it to WWE. I just stopped watching after that. How could they possibly let a bunch of animals beat them? That's why we're humans. We eat animals like pandas, not bow to them.

Aside from that, all of my favorite wrestlers which I had known for years were beginning to disappear from the ring, so I stopped watching in order to keep my old fashion ideal wrestling image. It's great, except the latest wrestling game which I like to play is WWF No Mercy on the N64.
Stone Cold - The supreme bad ass

The Rock - The most charismatic man in sports entertainment

Gilbert - A Goldberg ripoff who is just hilarious

These are the wrestlers I remember.
by BusinessMan April 25, 2005
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Bullshit fed to little kiddies and geeks, who think that it is real and.or cool
"wwe can get a spoon and eat my ass"
by Curtis July 09, 2004
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Man, why are all you guys dissing the WWE. It's a sweet and awesome sport, yes i said sport, cause it is. anything that involves training your butt off to perform athleticly infront of people is a sport, fake or not. you guys keep calling it "fake". sure, so what if it is, but that doesn't mean its so fake your grandmother could easily take out triple H. you guys saying it's fake wouldn't last 20 seconds in the ring with a WWE superstar, so shut your hating mouths. you have no idea how much training it takes to be a wrestler. If you don't like WWE, than thats you. Dont bring the ones who do like it down.
And one more thing, it's not a redneck sport. that would be nascar
Stupid dude: man WWE is so fake, my granny could whoop Kane.
Kane: really? *choke slams granny*
Stupid Dude: aww, yeah right. that was so fake, she didn't even feel that
Granny:boy, shut up, my ass was just dropped * Dies*
Stupid dude: her death was planned, she's really still alive.
Kane: * Choke slams dumbass*
Stupid dude; * goes to the emergency room because of broken neck and rib*
by Luke stroder June 13, 2006
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A bunch of homosexual rednecks who have huge man-titties and run around the ring in little spandex. It's the gayest "Sport" around today. Only retards and dickless pussy-ass cockshits watch this shit. WWE is THE GAYEST SPORT IN THE WORLD. IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING SPORT!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?!! IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH TINY DICKS WHO RUB WATER ON THEIR NIPPLES ON LIVE TV, AND PRETEND TO FIGHT!! THEY CALL IT MANHANDLING for CHrist's Sake!! Yeah, they're tough alright. I bet you those little Asian nerd-kids who watch DRagonball Z can beat them up.
JR: And, uh, my husb- I mean wife left me-GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! BATISTA JUST HIT TRIPLE H wITH THE BATISTA BOMB!! AND HE HAS HIM DOWN!! 1, 2, 3!!!
WWE Fan: (Screams for Joy) Yes!! Batista won the World Title and beat Triple H's ASS!!
Japanimation Fan: Hey sup!! (punches him in the arm)
WWE Fan: (Sniffles) You- You Little Bitch!! (Runs to Bathroom)
Japanimation Fan: (....)
by Jasonrulesall April 20, 2005
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is the gayest thing ever made most people that play or watch WWE are under the age of 6 and the ones that play or watch WWE cant fight for there lives so thay try to act cool and spit water and jump in circles B4 they get in a fight but by the time they are done doing there homo dance in they have already been beat to the ground
yo did you see that fight to day that fat kid was hopping and waving his hand in front of his face and J.J just punched his hand and he broke his own nose he must watch to much WWE
by MAC J.J TO ZAY September 08, 2008
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