Another spelling of the word "wat." Used in response to an unclear or absurd statement when seeking to clarify it or expose said absurdity. Commonly used on internet message boards or online games, the word was originally used in 1337 speak and chat language, but has since been used humorously in many cases.
Gentleman #1: Salutations, sir! Have you recently experienced any notable situations worthy of discussion and/or regaling?
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut
by FlammableFun December 31, 2010
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
by Myfriendsimpacking April 11, 2010
1. An expression similar in meaning to the word "What"
2. A "leet" word for what
3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"
2. A "leet" word for what
3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"
Sean: Yea, so the other day I was on my way to the store and I saw a homeless person steal a woman's baby and smother it in bbq sauce only to be tackled by the one and only Race Danger.
Me: ...... Lol wut?
Me: ...... Lol wut?
by A-Mac October 24, 2007
This can be considered a shortened form of 'what' but for some, simply using 'wut' and nothing else as a response shows somethings stupidity. Saying 'wut' after a response or something that someone has said that doesn't make sense is like saying 'huh?' really sarcastically.
by Kirstennnnnn April 05, 2010
Essentially the same as "what", just the way weird people spell it.
In a certain remote village of Idaho, its inhabitants use it to mean "what the heck, that's so unfair, I can't believe it"
In a certain remote village of Idaho, its inhabitants use it to mean "what the heck, that's so unfair, I can't believe it"
by gatofeo_99 February 21, 2015
A typed version of the word "what", for use in response to things that are too ridiculous, retarded or out-of-the-blue to deserve a regular, correctly spelled inquiry. Great for Youtube conversations.
(Random talkshow interview video)
Youtube Poster A:
"Guy in vid is fuckin jew santanist asshole 666, you'll all see when the reptilian aliens come. Freemasons."
Youtube Poster B:
"@Youtube Poster A
Wut."
Youtube Poster A:
"Guy in vid is fuckin jew santanist asshole 666, you'll all see when the reptilian aliens come. Freemasons."
Youtube Poster B:
"@Youtube Poster A
Wut."
by DanielCornelius August 17, 2011
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