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Another spelling of the word "wat." Used in response to an unclear or absurd statement when seeking to clarify it or expose said absurdity. Commonly used on internet message boards or online games, the word was originally used in 1337 speak and chat language, but has since been used humorously in many cases.
Gentleman #1: Salutations, sir! Have you recently experienced any notable situations worthy of discussion and/or regaling?
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut
by FlammableFun December 31, 2010
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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1. An expression similar in meaning to the word "What"
2. A "leet" word for what
3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"
2. A "leet" word for what
3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"
Sean: Yea, so the other day I was on my way to the store and I saw a homeless person steal a woman's baby and smother it in bbq sauce only to be tackled by the one and only Race Danger.
Me: ...... Lol wut?
Me: ...... Lol wut?
by A-Mac October 24, 2007
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This can be considered a shortened form of 'what' but for some, simply using 'wut' and nothing else as a response shows somethings stupidity. Saying 'wut' after a response or something that someone has said that doesn't make sense is like saying 'huh?' really sarcastically.
by Kirstennnnnn April 05, 2010
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Essentially the same as "what", just the way weird people spell it.
In a certain remote village of Idaho, its inhabitants use it to mean "what the heck, that's so unfair, I can't believe it"
In a certain remote village of Idaho, its inhabitants use it to mean "what the heck, that's so unfair, I can't believe it"
by gatofeo_99 February 21, 2015
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A typed version of the word "what", for use in response to things that are too ridiculous, retarded or out-of-the-blue to deserve a regular, correctly spelled inquiry. Great for Youtube conversations.
(Random talkshow interview video)
Youtube Poster A:
"Guy in vid is fuckin jew santanist asshole 666, you'll all see when the reptilian aliens come. Freemasons."
Youtube Poster B:
"@Youtube Poster A
Wut."
Youtube Poster A:
"Guy in vid is fuckin jew santanist asshole 666, you'll all see when the reptilian aliens come. Freemasons."
Youtube Poster B:
"@Youtube Poster A
Wut."
by DanielCornelius August 17, 2011