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wusband

Pronounced 'was-band'. The ex-husband. After the divorce, the husband becomes the wusband.

My wusband left me for another woman, but I tried to get half his shit!

by smls January 22, 2008

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 03, 2009

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Wusband

When two gay men marry and one is deemed to be the female of the two in the marriage

i now pronounce you husband and wusband

by Caleb Sanders June 20, 2009

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wusband

A man who used to be your husband.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into my wusband, can't he find a NEW grocery store.

by T~Mama November 16, 2010

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wusband

the "husband" in a lesbian marriage who does all the "manly" chores and helps to raise & discipline the kids rather than be the pregnant one.

woman+husband=wusband

Since you don't wanna carry the kids, you'd make a good laddy. I mean you're already a good wusband.

by psydecheaux September 21, 2010