A wurzel is a farming bumpkin from the little Hampshire village of Portsmouth.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

A wurzel is what supporters of other teams call a fan of Portsmouth Football Club. It originated from the fact that their small band of followers, or wurzels, mainly come from the countryside and, with their hand-bell, drum and bugle, long blue wigs and fancy dress, have a rustic character.

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

Rhyming slang: Wurzel Gummage, Dirty Rummage.

To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.

A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.

SSC slang for Chewing Gum. As in wurzel gummage = gum