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It is an acronym meaning Wind-Up Merchant.

It refers to someone who posts on message boards and newsgroups with the intention to cause as much disruption as possible by goading others.
He's a WUM, just ignore his posts.
by Nataku November 03, 2005
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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"Hey look, it's a wum!"

"My favorite candy I gummi wums!"
by Jitterbug May 31, 2014
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"Wum" is the female discharge or female Cum. Womanly cum thus the everyday word WUM.
"Holy crap Bertha, you got wum all over me!"
by ahhhhbigail October 10, 2005
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Cum created from pure will power.
Dude, I made Jennifer drink my wum.
by linw0724 April 18, 2010
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