What you at/what have you been up to?

Where you at? Where are you?

The expression of Liu Kang when he does his "Flying Kick" move.

1. Wankin' up a storm
2. Wank up a storm

Windows Update Ambush - the moment at the end of a work day, when you're ready to leave the office and so click Shut Down on your Windows laptop. Then suddenly a message appears on screen saying, "Installing update 1 of 13, do not unplug your computer." Effectively ambushes you at the end of the day leaving you unable to take your laptop and leave, or continue working, for another 15-30 mins.

1. Wankin' up a storm
2. Wank up a storm