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What the fuck you mean? Good to use when someone says something ridiculous
Bob: i fuck more bitches than you

Me: wtfum?

Bob's girl: Bob was better than you

Me: WTFUM?
by antdeconnetticut January 22, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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