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an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement, originating from North West London
by flahji March 06, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement. Originating from North West London.
1) You ate all my food? WTF MAYYAM?!
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an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement, originating from North West London.
Dave(unknown person): Hello susan, how are you?
Susan: wtf mayyam?...

Scenario: walking down the road and seeing an unidentified object.
"wtf mayyam?"

Scenario 2: Waking up on the train at the last stop...
"wtf mayyam?"
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