n. singular: Always solo Starbox customer who hogs table for four. Often gazing pretentiously into the text page of new iBook his moms gave him (to keep him in her basement with his tard toys). Gazes poetically at the backside of passing females. Sighs.

orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.