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See Also: Brown Eye, Corn Hole, Rusty Brown's Ring Donut, Anus, Bung, Bung Hole, Back Door, Chinese Finger Trap, Alternate Love Tunnel, Poopshooter
by Mighty Smiter January 30, 2004
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015