The iconic defense attorney from the Japanese video game series ''Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney''. He's known for frequently and unnecessarily screaming ''Objection!''.

Keyboardist and pianist for the legendary rock band Pink Floyd.

A light brown-haired French Canadian art student moosey boy who has super cool accent but looks like a fuckboy jock from high school that bullies kids for their lunch money. uses condoms instead of balloons because outa here normies. Sounds definitely gay,,, nvm IS definitely gay,,, NVM is only def gay for Solid. Oh yeah and is angr smol child but is too tall to pick up. :(

A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.

A huge tool, one might say a craftsman. He is also the son of Josh Allen

Richard Wright (28/7/43-15/9/08) was a founder member of Pink Floyd. Mainly working as a keyboardist he wrote some early songs in the band's Syd Barrett era and later song writing credits include 'Great Gig in the Sky' and 'Us and Them'. In 1978 Wright recorded a solo album - the almost universally unlistened to 'Wet Dream'. After being fired from Pink Floyd by Roger Waters during recording of 'The Wall', Wright subsequently appeared on 'The Wall' tour as a paid musician. In 1984 Wright formed the flop musical duo, Zee, with Dave Harris. In 1988 he was hired by Dave Gilmour to play on a number of apocryphal, post Waters Floyd albums and was last seen reunited with the entire band (bar Syd Barrett) at the 2005 G8 Live gig in Hyde Park.

When your crush performs oral sex on your friend, behind the portapotty at a party,
Then claims the guy drugged her.