An extremely long turd that completly wraps around the toilet bowl; often a source of great pride for the producer. Usually left in a public toilet for others to admire.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

When a guy is doing a girl/guy in the ass, He reaches around and fingers/ gives a hand job at that same time

This is when a guy is having sex with a broad from the back, and then he wraps his arm around to the front, and starts fingering her, if hes doing her in the butt, or working the clit, if hes in the vagina. This should increase the pleaser the female feels during the intercourse.

When a homosexual male is doing another male in the ass and reaches around to give him a hand job.

During homosexual anal intercourse, the stimulation or manipulation of the catcher's penis by the pitcher hand or hands.

When you have Friday off for a three day weekend and take Monday off as well.