Behind that blush and smile
Lies Woznicki's brain and bile
Her auntie's knee
Is bent 'round like a tree
And she won't get unblocked for a while

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.