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Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.
"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"
by wavyg July 17, 2014
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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"You slept for fourteen hours straight?!?! WOWZER!!"
by MPCusack January 04, 2004
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Inspector Gadget expression.
"WOWZERS! Dr. Claw is at it again Penny!"
by aka GOD November 18, 2004
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The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.

Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.

Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.
Next time we do wowzers, we are going to watch the whole Matrix series.
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1. Expression of wonderment.
2. Expresssion of bewilderment.
3. Expression of pleasure.
(origin, East Richardson)
1. Wowzers man, Dane is unbelievable.
2. Wowzers man, is that a guy or a girl?
3. Wowzers, that was the shit.

Often used in conjuction two hands held in front and a slight tilt of the head.
by Dane Button March 12, 2003
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