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a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.
When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!
by Vaginasarewierd September 25, 2008
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When a man is taking a woman from behind in her lady flower he discreetly wets his thumb in his mouth and then without warning jams the wet digit in to her brown palace while still inside her pink sanctuary, causing the unaware woman to make the sound of a wounded dolphin, eee eee eee.
Sarah belted out an ungodly eee eee eee sound as Johnny preformed the wounded dolphin.

The party was silenced when a deafening eee eee eee sound came blasting down from the upstairs where a guest had taken his girl for some alone time. Some of the guests knew that the wounded dolphin had just taken place.
by Deathblow June 03, 2010
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