When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.
I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.
by yo_ssarian June 04, 2018
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This expression is frequently used at public meetings taking place in localities across the whole of the UK. A meeting will be called to discuss such contentious issues as the removal of gypsy/travellers' sites or the influx of immigrant workers into a given community and, as tempers flare and fists shake, the shout will invariably go up: "You wouldn't get this in France!"

An allusion to France in the positive can be said to be unusual in Gall-hating Britain, but most Brits will concede a begruding respect for French militancy and people mobilisation during national debates - the roadblocks that kept petrol prices from going up being one example. Also, British people so applauded the outlawing of muslim headgear in French schools that the enmity of centuries could be felt to thaw almost over night. Therefore "You wouldn't get this in France" is an indirect form of the blanket, scapegoating racism I've become accustomed to in both countries.
Chair: So I've tabled a motion for keeping the travellers' site right on your semi-detached doorsteps.
Angry braying Uk homeowners: You wouldn't get this in France. I'm off to get my pitchfork.
by DPMars October 06, 2006
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It's something a girl says to a guy to make him shut up.

To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does
guy:I don't get why girls are like that.
girl:you just wouldn't know

guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know
by Falloutgirrrl January 10, 2010
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A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
by von groovy August 02, 2017
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a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.
Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
by MnB75 March 05, 2005
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Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.
Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008
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