A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.