A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Code for waking up late and going to Happy Hour.

Working it at your house instead of the office.