Work

Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.

to the office: I have work alllll weeekend
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings

by Jonesey23 September 24, 2009

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It Works!

A pyramid scheme that slowly and steadily infiltrates every social media newsfeed.

Just message me for details and seller info about the it works wrap that will make you look stupid because it works! Lol!!!!

by EveryoneElseTookMyHandle March 3, 2015

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That Works

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.

"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."

by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

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1.to get worked is to get played (taken advantage of, tricked, etc.)
2. also used in situations where a person is falsely accused

Teacher- Sean, get out of my class! You know there's no talking during a test.
Sean- But I didn't even say anything!
Teacher- Well I saw you turned around so I say it was you.
Sean- aw, I got worked, bro!

by Lady_e_leazy March 6, 2008

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Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.

It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.

"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work."

"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"

"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"

by Wok_n_Roller August 28, 2009

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