A thing that is so sucky that it requires paying money for it to be done. If it were easy then someone wouldn't be paying us to do it!
I had to work today. I have to work tommorrow, but alas I am not alone and understand that I'm being paid because my boss is too much of a pussy to do my job for me!
by DrMullet February 17, 2004
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A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool
Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?

Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
by the_real_zacker May 10, 2012
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the force you put into a woman and the distance of time of you doing "work" ;)
k1: im about to do work on that girl right there.

k2: really dawg?

K1: yeah overtime!

k2: nice
by majorworkdoer December 10, 2009
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to hook up, round the bases, taste the taco, take the meatloaf out of the oven, to be an iron chef of vag, to taste the second w. to get your whistle blown. to go down under. to just do it.
Deast did work.
Will did work on a cougar.
Alex did work very loudly.
I do work.
You do work?
Yes, we do work.
by Deast does Work March 31, 2009
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A Real-life activity you do to gain money.
My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.
by Sebastian "Puchi" April 10, 2006
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A place that people go to have their souls crushed.
In exchange they give you money.
Goddamn work sucks.
by Stank Ponds July 27, 2015
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pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
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place where you do your job
He is at work.
by acorn1 September 22, 2009
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