An incoherent jumble of words, normally refers to speech observed in schizophrenia.
"And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite that’s chokin’ on the splinters"
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.evidence with no true factual artifacts contained within....papers submitted as evidence written simply for supplying no information ..and based on claims rather than proof
the nunes memo was word salad for his base
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A reply from American centrists and centre leftists (i.e. liberals) when a comment is more than one sentence, especially when the subject matter doesn't turn on their Trump hazing instincts. The very cue of "word salad" is an immediate indication that they are intimidated by reading anything past a headline, hence why they ask leftists and conservatives to "do their research."

This word would not have been invented at all if they read Joe Biden's campaign platform that explicitly rejects Medicare for All; or how Kamala Harris incarcerated more black people than Trump did; or that the "Afghan Papers" that compiled 20 years of data that reveals all administrations lied and more lives and money are laid to waste.

With great power comes great responsibility, and staying informed on the issues is a responsibility of the democratic citizen, ergo they are empowered by it. The very act of demanding someone to read things for them is self-exempting and disempowering. Furthermore, when they select bureaucratic technicalities over populist issues, it allows atrocity and injustice to persevere. The second danger of labelling things "word salads" is that it ridicules and insult to the introduction of new or re-emerging words to adapt to changing realities; it's anti-intellectual to the core!
Leftist: All administrations know Afghanistan will be the graveyard of the U.S. empire. As too in Korea where the U.S.' traumatizing scars from the Korean War are starting to heal to make the reunification of the peninsula possible

Liberal: What is this "word salad?"
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What someone claims you did when they wanted a simple answer to a complex question.
Youtuber during a "rebuttal": "And they didn't actually give a response, all they did was give word salad.
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An almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. Usually the result of IT professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (Often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)
Zur: Can I get a T90AIMS and T90ESP database created.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.
by tinky2jed December 09, 2008
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A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
by Kurosan December 14, 2009
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Used to describe the former leader of group of friends, family and casual group of Gamers (not all hard core).

Not meant as an insult, just a inquiry by a "Concerned Citizen", Word Salad Man embraced the love he had for the Game, the Community, and it's developers.

Word Salad Man's "Flight of Thought" and Inability to speak out, or up, can be disconcerting to some. Like all humans, Word Salad Man has faults, foibles, and is prone to making mistakes.

If you or someone you love is experiencing Trauma, Pain, or Undue suffering, please seek professional help. Word Salad Man is, and the future is getting better, all the time. It's not "Fake it til U make it", it's "Believe it, and we can achieve it".

To thine own self, be True. Avoid the Cringy, if possible.

Forgive, remember the history if U must, but please also remember to Forgive. Not a command, just a friendly request. Word Salad Man often has a problem forgiving himself most of all. Believe it. Cheers.
1. Alcoholic, Addict, Long-Time sufferer of Depression: Word Salad Man was not qualified to help me, but his unfailing voice helped me seek the professional help I need.

2. Former Guild Mate: Word Salad Man took the time to help the Gaming Forums, considered too toxic to some, and inspire change. At times cringe, at times difficult to understand, Word Salad Man was loved by all...too strong. Maybe some day.

3. Testimonial #3: I told Word Salad Man to "Relax, have some coffee". it made him smile (there's always Decaf, Big Smile, big smile)

4. Testimonial #4: I cannot speak to all facets of WSM's life choices, but when I asked him to take a walk and clear his head, he had an interesting tale to tell. Not as good as Bilbo from LotR, but, at least it made him smile.

5. Testimonial #5. I saw a strange individual approach me wearing a paper Waffle Hut hat. He was rambling on about a lost dog. He wanted to stop being a shut in, and become a finder of lost dogs. I wished him well on his journey. He didn't say if he was Word Salad Man. I thought he might have been Waffle House Man. We live in such confusing times.
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