A very pretty kitty who comes in every colour so long as its black. Also likes to be called Woo or Woozel. Has A sister called (ye old) too
by Carrie September 03, 2004
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Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.
by JewishMofo January 19, 2011
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A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.
by Dutch May 01, 2003
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what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!
Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
by Luka September 09, 2003
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A Woozle is a nice person, or someone clever. It originated from the Wood, which was used ages ago to mean someone clever, and went from Woodzle to Woodzle to Woozle.
Joyce is a Woozle!
by Weiord June 29, 2021
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