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WOOTEN is a hip word that only the extremely cool people say. If you are bored with the word woot, just say wooten. people like it because it sounds like you are saying party in another language. best said in awkward situations, or when you are fist pumping.
Caroline: yea
Dani: haha
Caroline: yup
Dani: WOOTEN
Caroline: ahahaha WOOTEN! I LIKE THAT!
by Cheesy Wonton April 27, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Verb; The act of masturbating in traffic, often to those stuck in the same jam.
I'm pretty busy, I'll have to Wooten on the way home tonight.
by Zaz9077 July 01, 2018
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Kristen's last name. No real good way to say it without sounding extremely southern.
Man: What's your last name?

Kristen: Wooten

Man: Wooen?

Kristen: No, Wooten

Man: Woo uh? Can you spell that?
by jacobaphoto November 23, 2010
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woooohoooooo
I am so happy wooten!
by Alom October 03, 2010
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an absolutly worthless person, a person who is bland and serves NO purpose on this planet.
Don't confuse with a drifter, but a person who fits in with society, just unnoticed and with no desire to be noticed.
my web technology teacher is a wooten
by buttplugin' doobie January 24, 2007
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