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You: It's not funny that's a serious issue!

Joker: WOOSH!

You: *Looks up woosh on Urban Dictionary*
by Your real name (i rebel LOL) August 18, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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To completely miss the point of a joke that was brought up in conversation.
Jack: 'I don't get it'
Francesca: 'woosh'
Jack: 'oh, what did I miss?'
Francesca: 'only the best joke ever told.'
by PentatonicPringle August 10, 2015
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Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.

Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.

Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.
tofu: "I'd love to see a snuff film star named Gorey Feldman."
dahll: "What are you talking about?"
tofu: "Woosh"
dahll: "Woosh?"
grad-o: "2-hit combo!"
by tofubot July 10, 2008
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1.(n) The sound something makes when passing by at moderate speed.

2.(v) To pass by an object at such a speed as to make a "wooshing" sound.

3.(n) The handle of some British idiot with a penchant for various acts of dumbassery and creating some of the most homoerotic sprite comics ever to grace the interweb.
1. The car zipped by with a woosh.

2. The car wooshed by.

3. I ran down woosh with my car.
by DPI March 07, 2005
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interj. An expression of acknowledgement, agreement or excitement.
'Hey, I got tickets to the Muse gig next month!'
'Woosh!'
by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006
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Girl- Its Woosh! Lets show him our bewbs."

Woosh- "Bewbies!"
by Adam! June 02, 2004
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