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a very derpy and the best Pokemon ever in existence (jk) .Also for some reason it can learn earth quake and its a baby Pokemon
p.s wooper likes to watch its best friend drown......
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by babypigpig122 August 18, 2019
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1. a pokemon
2. a penis
1.my wooper beat your ponytaw.
2.don't let your wooper go limp
by Foxy Trouble August 10, 2006
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And expression said when overjoyed.
WOOOOOOOPER! I've won a tenner!
by Martin Heward September 14, 2004
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Wooper is an adjective that changes depending on the connotation. Usually an insult, it can provide the harshness of insulting a friend or the describe the uniqueness of an event in a way no other word can.

The adjective Wooper is unrelated to the pokemon Wooper, who should be worshiped.
"Wow, what a wooper moment, am I right"
by SoulFlare June 20, 2020
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A dual Water/Ground type Pokémon introduced in Generation II. It evolves into Quagsire starting at level 20.
Wooper resembles an upright, armless axolotl. Its head is large compared to its body, and it has small, round, black eyes. It has purple, branching gills on either side of its head; the males have more branches in its gills than the females. Wooper stands on two small, round feet, and it has a large, thick tail. On its belly are dark blue curved markings.
Wooper is pleased with his friends drowning.
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by OrangeBurrito November 01, 2018
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Someone who likes the smell of their on farts and tells others about it.
“Yo I just let out a 5 second fat one and it smells good bro”
“You’re a fucking wooper bro”
by poonslayerelite69 December 27, 2018
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