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The sound of a joke flying over your head, or, alternatively, the comment of when someone is redirecting you to r/wooosh.
A: "My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he does he kept insisting for us to 'be positive', but it's hard."
B: "Their blood type was B positive."
C: "wooosh"
B: "Their blood type was B positive."
C: "wooosh"
by extraterrestrialTerror September 03, 2018
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
2
wooosh is for when someone doesn't understand the sarcastic or a joke and tries to correct the joker. r/wooosh has alot of examples
Guy 1 : I have a great knock knock joke
Guy 2 : Go ahead!
Guy 1 : You gotta start it first
Guy 2 : Knock knock!
Guy 1 : Who's there?
Guy 2 : No, you supposed to tell me the joke
Guy 1 : wooosh
Guy 2 : Go ahead!
Guy 1 : You gotta start it first
Guy 2 : Knock knock!
Guy 1 : Who's there?
Guy 2 : No, you supposed to tell me the joke
Guy 1 : wooosh
by a guy that doesnt have a life May 17, 2018
3
'Wooosh' is a noun, a verb, an adjective, an exclamation, and name of the coolest gallery this side of the flippin' asteroid belt. It is typically spelt with three O's, though more can be added for emphasis (never less).
The verb, ‘To Wooosh’, is to engage in an exhibition opening hosted at Wooosh Gallery. The noun, a ‘Wooosher’, is an attendee or fan or exhibiting artist of/at Wooosh Gallery (no hierarchy here bitches). A ‘Wooosh’ is a piece of work exhibited at Wooosh Gallery (typically A4), while ‘Wooosh!’ is an exclamation made due to the uncontainable excitement that a Wooosh is currently happening.
The verb, ‘To Wooosh’, is to engage in an exhibition opening hosted at Wooosh Gallery. The noun, a ‘Wooosher’, is an attendee or fan or exhibiting artist of/at Wooosh Gallery (no hierarchy here bitches). A ‘Wooosh’ is a piece of work exhibited at Wooosh Gallery (typically A4), while ‘Wooosh!’ is an exclamation made due to the uncontainable excitement that a Wooosh is currently happening.
Are you guys going to Wooosh Gallery tonight???
Yeah totally! I heard there's gonna be some heavy Woooshing going down.
Who's the Wooosher?
Aren't we all???
Damn straight. But who's making the Wooosh?
I heard Wooosh are doing the Woooshing!
Aw shit son really?? Hell yeah! WooooOooOooosh!
Yeah totally! I heard there's gonna be some heavy Woooshing going down.
Who's the Wooosher?
Aren't we all???
Damn straight. But who's making the Wooosh?
I heard Wooosh are doing the Woooshing!
Aw shit son really?? Hell yeah! WooooOooOooosh!
by Notwoooshgallery April 10, 2021
4
u/cuntmaster78: my dad virgin
u/posibly_a_ fridge: mhh... that is not posible because if he was a virgin then you would not be alive 🤓🤓🤓
u/PM_ME_YOUR_WARDROBES: r/wooosh
u/lil_genitals: u/PM_ME_YOUR_WARDROBES you fucking piece of shit i hope you die alone in a fucking pit you fucking piece of shit you misspeled woooosh you fucking idiot you fucking suck just fucking die
u/posibly_a_ fridge: mhh... that is not posible because if he was a virgin then you would not be alive 🤓🤓🤓
u/PM_ME_YOUR_WARDROBES: r/wooosh
u/lil_genitals: u/PM_ME_YOUR_WARDROBES you fucking piece of shit i hope you die alone in a fucking pit you fucking piece of shit you misspeled woooosh you fucking idiot you fucking suck just fucking die
by ijustwokeupandit's3pm September 29, 2019