A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.