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The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
by Abriel Ole September 28, 2016
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Very similar to a booger; a wooger has a hairy or furry quality which differentiates it from the standard fare.
I just ganked a wooger out of grandma's nose.
by Retarded Man Flower March 09, 2004
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half wolf, half cougar, an animal that lives in the hills of kentucky, found mostly near creeks, was bread to eat small children as they were sitting around the camp fire.
I was sitting around the camp fire when the wooger came and ate charlie.
by biggamehunter May 02, 2009
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"Wooger" is a common typographical error when trying to type the word "Woofer". A woofer is an audio device in a loudspeaker cabinet used to produce lower frequency sounds such as bass notes.
The speakers I just bought sounded pretty good, but one of the woogers needs new foam.
by kcollins4 .audiokarma.org October 28, 2010
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A creature that possesses superior intellect to a great majority of teenage humans, but appears to lack some of the common sense and social skills that many teenage humans have.
Kid One says something stupid that had big words thrown in

Kid Two - "Just STFU Woogers"
by Mr_Razzle August 22, 2008
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