That schmoker has done too much woof!

how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chris was woofing Collin all day by teasing him about the fact that his favorite basketball team lost in their game last weekend.

"is that your woof that just pissed on my Yorkie's head?"
"damnnn right it is!"

the woof took money from the bank

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum