A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass

Someone with a boner

A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.

A boner.

A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.