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Foreskin, as in the hooded warrior's helmet covering the wood as it stiffens - uncircumcised dick with wood.
We were all playing a game of strip poker and things we going great until Gary lost a hand and had to lose his boxers to reveal his woody hoodie. He had a chub from Brie and Illana sitting next to him in their bras and panties that drove his hard-on in his covered wagon. Herbie was calm as he had already tapped both of them the week prior.
by the coMANd'r February 04, 2019
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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