An allusion to being corporally punished, where the victim would be sent to the woodshed to await his punisher. The woodshed was a popular location, because it was remote from the rest of the family, and there was abundant material there for fashioning a paddle or a switch.
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
To lock oneself away with a musical instrument and practice, either a particular piece or in general, until the player has improved greatly or can perfectly play the piece he has been practicing.
by Jake Higgins April 23, 2005
The woodshed is the coolest place in America. For most of the year, the shedβs function is storing wood or possibly curing tobacco, but for a period of about two weeks it is emptied.
During this time, the shed can be used for throwing parties involving playing pong with 9loko.
A flaw of the woodshed is itβs thin roof which allows sound to easily escape and piss off anyone too lame or stupid to be in the woodshed.
During this time, the shed can be used for throwing parties involving playing pong with 9loko.
A flaw of the woodshed is itβs thin roof which allows sound to easily escape and piss off anyone too lame or stupid to be in the woodshed.
Guy one: Yo whatβs yer ass fixin to do this weekend?
Guy two: Prolly do my Ph106 set cause thatβs what I do every weekend.
Guy one: Fuck physics - git yer tits to the woodshed cause were mixin up some 9loko.
Guy two: Aight hoss, but this better not be some pussy quarter send.
Guy two: Prolly do my Ph106 set cause thatβs what I do every weekend.
Guy one: Fuck physics - git yer tits to the woodshed cause were mixin up some 9loko.
Guy two: Aight hoss, but this better not be some pussy quarter send.
by Migdal Kadanoff May 13, 2019
A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.
Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 09, 2009
by d-to April 26, 2007
AKA shedding, woodshedding is one of the most ambiguous jazz terms around (but the version I learned from old time players will be posted here). Sheddin is the act of intensely practicing your instrument after being publicly humiliated by your bad playing. This humiliation might be from a terrible solo or from not knowing the key the piece is played in (not being able to improvise in all keys). Shedding usually includes
This is derived from getting your ass beaten (with scraps from a woodshed).
This is derived from getting your ass beaten (with scraps from a woodshed).
I went down to a jam session at ----- about a month ago, and this other tenor player just tore my ass UP. So I shedded every day since, and I'm finally confident and able enough to play in public again. Ima tear this shit up, ya heard?! I went down to the woodshed.
by Jazzbo023211 September 02, 2007
Jul 31 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

