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1. When you put a big key up your or someone elses dick-hole and move it all around. and do the hokey pokey, while shoving a doorknob in your anus.

2. placing splinters inside of a woman's vajayjay.
1. Nick: yeah, did you hear that Ian gave himself a Woodke yesterday?
Jake John: oh yeah i did, i heard his parents put him in an institute.

2. its kinda gay.
by turkish dix January 23, 2008
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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