adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.

verb

1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)
1. "Got Wood?" aka "Do you possess an audience with the Gods?
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."
by The_Pecker February 6, 2010
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A person that everyone loves, YOUR parents yes you love him more then you whenever one thinks of woody they might just get turned on by the fact that he exists the ladies are VERY familiar with him and enjoy intercourse with him cause of his MASSIVE penis.
Person 1: I was thinking about going to the party but I’m not sure if woody is gonna be there
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!
by Woodyisdaddy August 29, 2021
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Person 1 "oh look it's woody
Person 2 "god what a cunt"
by Cambrads April 10, 2019
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A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.
Woody is great fun, but his life blows ass.
by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018
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Woodies

To come out of no where.

A word that is primarily of the asian dialect and has plagued the schools Lower Merion and Harriton High School for some time.

Woodies is short for woodwork.

Often used in the expression Popped out the woodies. Other Variations of the word have been "woodworks", Woods, and shrimped

sometimes when said can sound like wudies, or wooties, depending on how said.


1. awwwwwwwwww anthony popped out the woodies!
2. Shrimped out the woods.
3. Man that dude popped out the woods.
by the woodie poppa February 23, 2009
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A woody really is the best. He makes his girl feel really lucky and other girls go nervous around a woody. A woody really has it all. He really is the most amazing guy. His eyes his smile his lips , everything about him is just great.
If u ever meet a woody you know ur special. 🔥💯❤️
by Woo7s7er November 18, 2017
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New golf term like a Birdie. Except it deals with with scoring on eight holes instead on one.
Tiger Woods recently scored a Woody.
by greenguy253 December 8, 2009
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