woody

a carved wooden penis that men from the 17th century put down their pants to appear well endowed.

Do you have a woody or are you just glad to see me?

by Razamataz September 12, 2013

Woody

the best person you’ll ever meet he is sweet kind considerate and not to mention extremely hot if you ever get a chance with him you will be treated like a queen and he will constantly tell you how much you mean to him but make sure you look after him he’s one of the best boys you will ever meet and you don’t want to loose him

girl out for my man: omg is that woody??
me: YEH AND HES MINE SO BACK OFF

by nobobybabs February 8, 2019

Woody

1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid character on the sitcom "Cheers".

1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!

by johnsmith July 9, 2003

woody

a character off of toy story.
hez tha cowboy

Hey Woody!! wut u doin up there

by who karez August 20, 2004

Woody

A guy who is amazingly awesome; indescribly hot

gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"

by peachhhhhh January 25, 2009

the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 23, 2003