A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.
Woody: *demos opponent*
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”
Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*
Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”
Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*
Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*
by white_brownie July 31, 2021
Over exaggerating I.E Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte has been accused of Woodying
by AllRanger August 23, 2016
To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.
by Graham1993 December 1, 2009
Woody is a boy every girl falls for. His soft, silky hair and his cute face will be the death of you. He doesn't usually get into fights, but if he does, he wins. If you know a woody you're so lucky!
by MaeXoXo December 24, 2018
by dh woodyy January 22, 2012
Raised in tht Yoc life and straight G. Not these fake ass ones these dayz. Proud Norteno and all tha soldiers ridin for tht NORTE giv much respect to Woodie Wood. I wish i wouldve known him. We wouldve learned alot 4rm him but we can learn it thru his music. He had an amazing gift nigga. He will always be rememberd.
"Fuk a bitch, fuk a snitch, keep a joint up in yo lips" - Woodie
"When enemies approach should i run or should i kill, fuk runnin im gunnin producin murders wit my steel!" - Woodie
"My mother prays that i quit tha life i lead. Damn i try to change my ways but these streets are callin me and i love her to death but at tha same time ima soldier i gotta put in work to let rivals kno they cnt get ova" - Woodie
"When enemies approach should i run or should i kill, fuk runnin im gunnin producin murders wit my steel!" - Woodie
"My mother prays that i quit tha life i lead. Damn i try to change my ways but these streets are callin me and i love her to death but at tha same time ima soldier i gotta put in work to let rivals kno they cnt get ova" - Woodie
by .CHATO:: May 1, 2009